Recovered from the staff kitchen of the Municipal Bureau of Advance Notice.
The Toaster That Prints Notes From Your Future Self
A two-slot municipal toaster browns short messages onto each slice, written and signed by whoever you will be a year from now. Citizens were advised to read before buttering, and never to reply.
Advised in advanceThursday rearranged
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The note is in your handwriting
It says: Leave earlier on Thursday. Nothing else. The crumbs settle into a date three weeks from now, and the stamp on the crust reads Advice Issued, Not Binding.